tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67110326754510015582024-02-20T20:02:44.036+02:00Mosque of the SubGeniusThe Mosque of the SubGenius
Imam Ivan Stang, THE Prophet of "Bob"Nick Nafsackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08579745028051976603noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6711032675451001558.post-1912095774628311072008-05-28T20:52:00.008+03:002008-05-28T21:14:12.445+03:00Allah 1 Space God<img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p4_jhvh1.gif" align="left" /> <span style="font-size:7;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Allah 1 </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:180%;" >-- space god</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Moorish Orthodox Mosque of the SubGenius </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and REBELS against the namby-pamby, goody two-shoes "NEW AGE" and "AQUARIAN" ideals of most occult weirdos. Such people are fools, they do not curse, they have no understanding of the need for spiritual violence in this modern space-age a-go-go society.</span><br /><br />The SubGenius wants no part of the "New Age," it is already here and it obviously sucks. The SubGenius would rather RETRIEVE the manly Past, before 1971 <i>or even</i> 1953, or else dwell in the naughty, fun-loving REMOTE FUTURE, a strange time when anything made of plastic is a valuable antique that collectors will KILL for, when SEXHURT JIHAD will be recognized and indulged in as sane human nature <i>no matter</i> whether any 'church' or 'government' <i>allows</i> it. But such things are TRIFLES! The SubGenius <i>knows</i> that ALLAH 1 is a VENGEFUL GOD OF WRATH! ALLAH 1 - a.k.a. GAVRIL - is a mad alien, full of eyes round about, He cometh with the clouds, radioactive, all-pervading, He has forged His covenant with the SubGenius in CHAINS of GENETIC PROGRAMMING and DEMANDS OBEISANCE to His caveman sense of humor. He has been denying us SLACK and what He is making us do dates back to Homo Connectus, First Whole Man; only by letting our bodies obey the Code of financial lust survival that is built into them can our brains be freed from his INEVITABLE FIST.<br /><br />Everything we do, have done, or will ever do, normally on-the-job but also and especially <i>on</i> the causational level of micro-atomic occurences and billionth-of-a-nanosecond electron collisions, is dictated by the permutations of the great SKORE, the cosmic worknet of cause-and-effect, the mutamorphic HADITH ARCHIVE of the shapes and movements of every blood tick, sperm whale, vampire gnat, movie star and gorgosaurus, "all the molecules of oil on all the grains of sand of every moonlit beach of the world. " No, <i>"YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SKORE."</i> But ALLAH 1 can...and like an ax this TOTAL FATE PROGRAM confronts our similarly-encoded SENSE OF SLACK and cleaves our heads straight down the middle into schizocephalic right and left sides whose sub-id battleground is responsible for our precariously balanced NENTAL IVES: clones of us in the spirit world whose duplicate lusts influence our <i>behavior</i> on this material plane. Yes - ALLAH 1 smote us in primeval days with BAD BRAKES by which we cannot stop our devil twin from overcoming our 'better nature' and by which, furthermore, we cannot even begin to tell the difference between the two! <i>Brakes</i> keep us from committing ANYTHING WE MIGHT IMAGINE IN OUR MOST DANGEROUS FLEETING FANTASIES, such as chopping off noisy children's heads and giving... well, all of us, even non-SubGeniuslike whimps of the second and third waters, are Jekyll/Hyde monsters of two conflicting Noggin Polarities in our personalities; the SHAFT OF SUPPRESSION rears its ugly Head in response to this utter psychosis which squirms for <i>most</i> of our lives only in the dim, unseen reaches of our behavior-pumps; we act completely normal most of the time, but who is to say at any given moment which side, the 'good' or the 'bad,' is currently in control of The Dajaal Animal? Thank "ALLAH" we are usually never aware of the subconscious Dajaal Armageddon which expresses itself, physically, in our paranoias, human Work Instincts and universanal compulsions, and, spiritually, in our unruly but subtle psychic powers - which result not so much from any 'inner aura' but rather from a somewhat mindless 'ghost' standing invisibly at our sides: it is the half of our intelligence which is currently <i>not</i> controlling The Animal, it is the <i>NENTAL IFE</i>, and it erupts from its usual idiot blithering into weird, occult jihad pheno-manifestations only when our turbulent mental background reaches such peaks of simultaneous crisis and repression as the stormy glandular rampages of adolescence! <center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p4_bottom.gif" align="middle" /></center><br /><br /><center> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p3.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/back.gif" alt="BACK" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/slack.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/home.gif" alt="HOME" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p5.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/forward.gif" alt="FORWARD" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer">Direct all questions to
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http://www.subgenius.com/</div>Nick Nafsackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08579745028051976603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6711032675451001558.post-76841278599848919882008-05-28T20:44:00.000+03:002008-05-28T20:45:37.542+03:00Shariah of Slack<img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_modern.gif" align="left" /> <ul><li> Llegó la hora del fin</li></ul><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Using SubGenius secrets of BULLDADA and MOREALISM you can now MIRACULOUSLY ELIMINATE COMPULSIVE URGES such as smoking, lethargizing, overeating, insomnia, the inability to take drugs, constipation, old age, sex and money problems, baldness, illness, the Work Instinct, assouliness, and painful shortage of SLACK!</span><br /> <center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_intercourse.gif" align="middle" /></center><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_chapel.gif" align="right" /> This is a <b>certified religion</b> of scorn and vengeance directed at all of THEM, the enemies of us Outsiders. It is "self-help" thorugh scoffing and blaspheming, frenzied fornication and the Tumping of Graven Images. The Church provides <b>answers</b> and <b>miracles</b> in the service of SUREAVOLUTION.<br />"Ignore the man behind the curtain" -- Oz<br /><b>The Church of the SubGenius is the ultimate secret order, the superior brain cult for those who "know better" but who demand in the LUST for GRINS a spectacular, special-effects-laden belief system -- a 'stuporstition.'</b><br /> <center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_goal.gif" align="middle" /></center><br /> This religion, devised by precise mathematical formulae, weirder than the most obscure UFO/Atlantis cults, is invaluable to all superior renegades who, <i>at any time</i>, are justifiably on the edge of insanity and can be made whole only by developing a seventh sense of BLUDGEON HUMOR.<br /><center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_jackass.gif" align="middle" /><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p3_comfort.gif" align="middle" /></center><br /> <span style="font-size:85%;">PRODUCTS AND SERVICES<br /><br />Pamphlets and Newsletters, Comix and Personality Test, Cassette Propaganda, Posters, Buttons, T-Shirts, Bumper Stickers, Uniforms, SubG Vicarships and Doktorates, Art Objects, Love Potions, Voodoo Dolls, Mojo Bags, JUJU, Peen Worms, HiJohn Deconk'us Root, Secret Signs and Ciphers, "Sacraments," Indulgences, Graven Images, False Idols, Relics, Artifacts, Talismans, Magic Amulets, "Bob" Tokens, SubGenius True Crosses, 7-Bladed Wind-breakers, fake Scissors of Sight, Cowboy-with-H-Bomb toys, ALIEN CONTACT ALTERS, Slogans, Mottos, Tenets, Laws, LUCK, LOOKS, S, ANSWERS, HEALINGS, MIRACLES, PHENOMENA, Lectures, Revivals, Fortunes Told, Predictions, Industrial Consultation, Seances, Levitation, Personal Brain Treatments, "IONIZATION," Resynchronization, Blemish Readings, and Antilogical Charting. Also try our Marriages, Baptisms, Burials, Initiations, Dial-A-Demon Phone-Ins, Celebrity COnverts, Mascots, and Cheerleaders...and visit The SubGenius HQ FisTemple Lodge - SubGenius Retreats - Quasimotels - Fan Clubs - Consumptionland Abusement Park ( ''Where Pa'Buckers Reign")...and patronize Hefty Midget Cut-Rate Liquors...hear the SUBGENIUS RADIO MINISTRY...watch the SUBGENIUS TV MINISTRY...and, "if you can help us with a donation," the SubGenius Foundation Investment Corporation will eventually reveal to you the SECRETS OF THE CULT!!�<br /><br />BOOKS<br /><br />Book of the SubGenius<br />Revelation X<br />The Life of Dobbs<br />The Essentials of Survival<br />Reincarnancient Sub-History of the World (w/Atlas)<br /> SubGenius Cyclopaedia<br /> The SubG Relabeling Dictionary<br /> Things to See, Say, and Do<br /> Things to Think and Know<br /> Things to Buy<br /><br />FILMS<br />('*' indicates Dobbs films)<br /><br /> * ARISE! - The SubGunius Film<br /> * LIFE OF "BOB"<br /> * REPENT! - THE PRESCRIPTURES<br /> REPRODUCTION CYCLE<br /> STOCK FOOTAGE<br /> WAR WITH MARS!<br /> GUT BLOWOUT<br /> GUT BLOWOUT II: BUTTSPLIT!<br /> THE BABY EATERS<br /> * GIRL KRAZED w/ The 3 Dhooges<br /> * FLIGHT OF THE NURDS<br /> * "BOB'S" LUNCH HOUR<br /> * ALIEN JEW from a CORPORATE GALAXY<br /> 10 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIME<br /> * JILTED AGAIN<br /> * LON CHANEY 2000<br /> * ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WINO<br /> WORLD OF THE FUTURE<br /> SECOND BIG FEATURE<br /> * THE DANGERS OF PETTING<br /> STEVE WILCOX: MADMAN? SALESMAN?<br /> * INDOCTRINATION FILM NO.7<br /> COMING ATTRACTIONS<br /></span> <br /><br /><center> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p2.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/back.gif" alt="BACK" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/slack.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/home.gif" alt="HOME" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p4.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/forward.gif" alt="FORWARD" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer">Direct all questions to
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http://www.subgenius.com/</div>Nick Nafsackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08579745028051976603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6711032675451001558.post-44820312742261146242008-05-28T20:20:00.000+03:002008-05-28T20:24:13.334+03:00"You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think."<img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_eyeclock.gif" align="left" /><span style="font-size:130%;"> <b>If</b> you are what they call "different" --<br /><b>If</b> you think we're entering a new Dark Ages --<br /><b>If</b> you see the universe as one vast morbid sense of humor --<br /><b>If</b> you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you are "above" everyone else --<br /><b>If</b> you can help us with a donation --</span><br /><br /><center> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_church.gif" align="middle" /> <br /><br /><span style="font-size:6;">could <i>save your sanity!</i></span><br /> </center> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_bob.gif" align="left" /><i><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">"You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think."</span></i> <span style="font-size:180%;">--Dobbs 1961</span><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_help.gif" align="left" /> <b>FEELING LIKE THERE'S JUST NO SLACK?</b><br />You may have 'Snapped' already from the information disease! <i>("The sleep of reason begets monsters.")</i><br />The Church of the SubGenius recognizes the programming!<br /><b>Look to the High Unpredictables of the Church of the SubGenius for pancultural deprogramming and resynchronization!</b><br />Perfect your subliminal vision -- edit your memory -- relive your reincarnality! <b>SYNC UP!</b><br /> <center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_spazz.gif" align="middle" /></center><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p2_side.gif" align="right" /> <b>This is the original Time Control program that has helped thousands to fear no longer the STARK FIST of REMOVAL.<br /><br />Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE -- overnight!</b><br /><br /> Now you, too, can speak to benevolent aliens at the <b>Alter of X-ist Contact</b>. Learn <i>Frame Straightening, Body Repair, Gripe Elaboration, FunKQu, Frenzy Techniques, Excremeditation, the Essentials of Survival</i> and <b>TIME CONTROL</b>. Attettd <i>End O' The World Drills</i> and <i>Chance Labs</i>. Learn to <i>'Tenlike</i>. Evaluate the so-called "accidents" and "coincidences" in your timestream. Perform long, complicated rites of initiation and rituals of <i>Communionication</i>. <i>Accullate</i> yourself to the Church, where you will be isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label and appearance. The new void in your bran-pan will be refilled with corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow your FOLLIES and COMPULSIONS and become rich like us.<br /> Explore the "Zen" of stupidity! Channel chronic procrastination into life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl <i>MAKE WASTE!!</i><br />Find out who your Personal Saviors may be and who are the False Prophets <i>in your life!</i><br /><br /><b>YES, YOU MAY BE THE SUBGENIUS, MASTER OF THE STOOGLEY ARTS! Perform the Salute!<br /><br /><center>The most 'NO WAY' new wage religion of them all!!<br />Brain-trust of our species!!</center></b> <br /><br /><center> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/back.gif" alt="BACK" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/slack.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/home.gif" alt="HOME" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p3.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/forward.gif" alt="FORWARD" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer">Direct all questions to
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http://www.subgenius.com/</div>Nick Nafsackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08579745028051976603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6711032675451001558.post-31214269606777006722008-05-17T01:34:00.000+03:002008-05-17T01:46:20.875+03:00Mosque of the Sub Genius<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >There is no "Bob" but "Bob"<br />and Stang is THE Messenger of "Bob"<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet.html</span><br /></span><p> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/slack.gif" align="middle" /><br /><br /><b>Now at last! The step-by-step process is revealed!</b><br /><i>This explosive new futureligion BEYOND science may raise your intelligence, transform your life, improve your health and luck, and end financial woes!!</i><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">THIS IS IT</span> - the <i>weirdest</i> supercult of them all!!!<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">THE ONLY "FAITH" THAT PROMISES <b>ACTION - THRILLS - SUCCESS IN SEX AND BUSINESS!</b></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*Note - if you are offended by your own sick rage when viewing morealibertarian novelty material, please discontinue. The content of this pamphlet is not for the weak; coarse language and startling revelations await inside.</span></p> <center><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_bolts.gif" align="left" /><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_repent.gif" align="middle" /><br /> <b><span style="font-size:7;">The World Ends Tomorrow and </span><span style="font-size:7;">YOU</span></b><br /><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_maydie.gif" align="middle" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Well, no, probably not...but whatever you do, just keep reading!</span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-size:6;"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_shipzap.gif" align="right" />ARE WE CONTROLLED BY <b>SECRET FORCES?</b><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_controlled.gif" align="left" />ARE ALIEN SPACE MONSTERS BRINGING A <b>STARTLING NEW WORLD?</b><br /> <img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_ghost.gif" align="right" />DO PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE <b>STRANGE?<br />DO <em>YOU??</em></b><br /></span> <b>...THEN YOU MAY BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK!</b><br /><br /><i>"Unpredictables" are not alone and possess amazing hidden powers of their own!</i><br /> <span style="font-size:7;"><b><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/p1_better.gif" align="right" />Are You Abnormal?</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size:180%;"><b>YES! YOUR KIND SHALL TRIUMPH!</b></span></center> <br /><br /><center> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/back.gif" alt="BACK" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/slack.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/home.gif" alt="HOME" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a> <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p2.html"><img src="http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/forward.gif" alt="FORWARD" align="middle" border="none" height="32" width="32" /></a></center> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Direct all questions to
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